Faulkner Fox has your back: "The only rule is don't be boring." If YOU are bored, dear writer, so is the reader. Don't worry about it if it's a first draft, but make sure you're not falling asleep in later revisions.

Look forward to your morning fuel in this high-quality ceramic mug, both microwave and dishwasher safe. Never start off your writing day with a boring cup of [insert preferred rocket fuel here] again!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!